The silly season has just started and the Bromma Vikings have made their first recruit – a mascot!

An anonymous source who wants to be referred to as “Bones” says: “We are doing everything to become a serious club and a mascot seemed like the obvious start.” We can only congratulate them, all they need to do now is to set up a proper board, get their finances in order, organise a trainer and win a few games. Our source continues: “We’re a club with many young players so we wanted something that speaks ‘Youth’ and also looks powerful.” The mascot’s name? Captain Kirk!